thebootydiaries:

them: you’re so quiet !

me:







a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

colacharm:

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

  1. never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.
  2. find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.
  3. talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore
  4. picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else
  5. if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.













opossummypossum:
“ opossummypossum:
“I will not ignore them
” ”

opossummypossum:

opossummypossum:

I will not ignore them

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peachisty:

dont forget to tell someone you love that you love them, thank people who deserve to be thanked, be more patient on people having a hard time, be more considerate, understanding, and be kinder, always.







betaruga:

spitblaze:

spitblaze:

that vine of the japanese kids pouring monster on a corn dog and then plugging a phone charger into it is the Telepathy Club

their scream at the end







whisqrs:
“i think that uncrustables being considered a type of ravioli should be highly classified information
”

whisqrs:

i think that uncrustables being considered a type of ravioli should be highly classified information








open rp

taahko:

villneuve:

taahko:

villneuve:

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi













carbonatedmustard:
“ criku:
“ christianstepmoms:
“ aggravatedtranscription:
“ stonergirlsbanana:
“ radiant-amethyst:
“ nxvarros:
“ nonbinarytrash:
“ spookipapi:
“ vulpx:
“ pupfruit:
“ ohdoe:
“ hell yeah
”
hell yeah
”
hell yeah
”
hell yeah
”
hell...

carbonatedmustard:

criku:

christianstepmoms:

aggravatedtranscription:

stonergirlsbanana:

radiant-amethyst:

nxvarros:

nonbinarytrash:

spookipapi:

vulpx:

pupfruit:

ohdoe:

hell yeah 

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah

hell yeah








helloitsbees:

charminglyantiquated:

promptospecial:

charminglyantiquated:

runwildwithme:

charminglyantiquated:

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

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It’s the best painting that exists

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idk this self-portrait Michael Sweerts did is a pretty high contender

that is a good and valid point. thank you

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the holy trinity













8foldhero:
“as a customer thats fair to be honest
”

8foldhero:

as a customer thats fair to be honest








laughtracks:
“ snakegay:
“i like this photo because the lack of definition in the hand makes it look like it is sitting on a throne of flesh
” ”

laughtracks:

snakegay:

i like this photo because the lack of definition in the hand makes it look like it is sitting on a throne of flesh

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elegantpaws:

loveandlucky:

thebeautysupplystore:

with a titty out and everything

tits: out

netflix: questioning

LOL











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